Potpourri

That's a French ass word.

Sike.

Actually not sike. Shiznit. It is a French word.

College taught me that. Sike. No it didn't because I don't speak French. Or do I?

The truth about me:

I am a Haitian mulatto. My father is from France, my mother from Haiti. They met in the United States of America and had sexual intercourse which then produced them four children.

I speak both my mother's French and father's French, and people of my father's country don't like me to call my mother's country's language French.

But I do it any way. Even though none of this is true. Sacre bleu.