If she were a boy, she'd be a much better man to her woman than we men are. But that would mean she'd have to be a girl first and have been brainwashed by the feminist agenda.
Sike. Kind of. But. Being a boy ... clearly ... fifty-eight times doper than being a girl. Because if I were a girl there'd be an 80% chance that I'd wake up and be unhappy with a part of myself.
But since I'm a boy in the U.S., I wake up and decide whether or not I'm gonna take a shit before or after I shower. Then I eat two packets of oatmeal so I can make sure I'll have to ask myself the same question the next morning, when I have to go caca again.
So I'm glad I'm a boy, Beyonce Knowles. Or should I say Carter? Who am I to judge on whether or not one is married to another one.
But shit. AND. Erin. I don't know what it is about my brain, but I keep talking about women's self-esteem. I wonder why ...
Maybe it's 'cause I take it into consideration since I have a little sister. And I'm also effing skuurd to know what it might be like to have daughters. So it's just one of those things that floats up ... like "If you have daughters, this is what you're up against," ... and I keep finding reasons to not have kids 'cause there's a chance that 23rd chromosome might come out XX ...
and maybe that kills her chances of developing autism and color blindness but it still scares my body to sleep.
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i'm still glad i wasn't born a boy. you have a good voice.
hahaha.
you know. i'm sure there are reasons that are beyond me, but because i'm a boy, the benefits to being a boy are clearer to me because i've taken humanities classes.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnndddddddd.
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bff
i got lucky in the recording.
WOW.
the reasons:
1)You don't bleed through your dick every month unless you get the shit kicked out of you by a rhino.
1a) you don't have to stop said bleeding with expensive cotton.
2)You save tons of money on fewer clothing items i.e. braziers, corsets, thongs, stilettos and the like.
3)Birth Control is cheaper without hormonal side effects
4)It matters that you're funny rather than pretty
5)you can burp and fart and make everyone mad and then apologize and make them happy
6) the slightest consideration gets noticed and comments.
7) and ultimately you can pee standing up
PS: post the poem about your daughter. 'Tis humorous ole chap.
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