The South Cal. Diet

Carne asada on fried potato wedges. Also known as carne asada fries. Diced tomato. Diced onion. Fourteen globs of sour cream for an extra dollar. Eight pounds of guacamole. Red salsa (all other salsas are offensive, unless they will demolish your colon, in which they're acceptable). Lard. BOMB ass cooking oil. Sometimes beans, sometimes not.

A buttered quesadilla on a flour tortilla with a 3 ft radius. 1.5 ft since it's folded in half. Wait. Or is it diameter? 3 ft diameter. 1.5 radius. I remember. You use the quesadilla as a tortilla to snag handfuls of carne asada fries. A tub of horchata for $1. And that's a small. A large drink could saturate the Sahara for 72 weeks per slurp.

And a small coke. Because "the acidity of the coke helps break down the food for when you digest it."

Or. Maybe the meal is amazing with a coke. No need for rationalization. But what pisses people off? The folks who will eat that three times a day and gain 1 pound in 12 years. And people are jealous that. No offense. But I would gladly take a belly over hard arteries. Any day.