It gets awkward sometimes ...

When a friend has a girlfriend, and she is a great person, and you think this in a completely non-sexual way because she is your friend's girlfriend, but then he doesn't really treat her right, and he knows it, and he talks to you about how great of a girl she is and how she deserves someone who is willing to give JUST as much as she does, because all he gives is a fraction of that ...

... and then your friend makes the mistake of starting some deep conversation about relationships in front of you and a bunch of people, and you start talking about how beautiful it would be to submit to someone, to be absolutely vulnerable but trusting enough to know that your significant other won't hurt you ...

But then you get the feeling that your friend's girlfriend feels the same way you do, which is why she's been giving so much to your friend who doesn't give her what she deserves, but then you get the feeling that maybe she's drawn to that ... and you can tell she wants to be friends with you.

But you don't want to be friends with her because that's your friend's girlfriend. But she keeps saying things like "Let's go to lunch sometime," or "You're so funny," in front of your friend, things that would normally set your friend off, but he knows that you live by a certain code of conduct, and so he trusts you enough to know that you would NEVER under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE try ANYTHING with that woman.

I mean. Kn'amsaying. What on Earth.