Alcohol induced dehydration

In the spirit of contemplating drinks that make your face feel fuzzy, there is--I feel--a lack of information on what exactly a hang over is.

Maybe, while your liver is breaking down the alcohol in your body, it needs water to get it done ... so since it's being over-worked, it absorbs the water from all over which might explain the fatigue, the head ache, the fact that your brain is dry and et ceteras.

But I don't know. What I do know is that a hang over is a metaphor. It's your body's way of saying "... kn'amsaying? You play that s#%! again and I'll turn this liver green."

Which leads me to my next conclusion: there's a reason why alcohol ads are feminized. They're equated with a woman's sexiness and breastases and long legs and dome-shots. Not just because sex sells, and no Simonites, not just because we as a society want to equate women's bodies with objects so that we may maintain power.

It's a different sexist angle. Peep greatness:

If I equate a bottle of vodka with a woman, I'll ignore the head-aches.

;]

I'm just being cheeky.