Africans don't like American Blacks?

Is this true? I tried to take a survey, but no one would talk to me because I was standing naked with a clipboard and a pirate hat on my head. Just kidding. I wasn’t naked. I was wearing all black. Badum psht. You would think that was funny you racist fisherman.

Not that I have anything against fisherman. I love fish. I love Man—as in humankind. Yes I had to clarify. No I’m not homophobic. And Catholics don’t worship Mary.

But, there is this tension between our negro communities. Africans come to this country all multilingual, speaking proper English. Americans feel like they’re looked down upon by their fellow melanin enriched homosapiens.

It has been said that Africans will sometimes say Americans have no culture, which seems a little insensitive, considering the history by which those Americans made it to this country, and the fact that they weren’t considered Americans for some time, they were considered 3/5 Americans for some time, they were considered American trash for a lot of time.

But then the Americans say the Africans are spear-chucking elephant herders whose women have long titties and walk around the coco-shell necklaces, ignoring the fact that Africa had been a center of civilization, mathematics, sciences and intergalactic mathematics until they got gunned down by cannons.

But. Whatever. I just want my MTV.